One couple went to judge for divorce and got sanctioned. Now issue is their child, both of us are claiming the child as theirs. Now Judge asked them please explain the reason why the child is yours?
Wife : I carry my child for nine months in my stomach and fed him when ever he feels hungry and takes care at every moment of his life. In this nothing is replaced by mother.
Every one agrees this is correct and true.
Now judge asked about husband any argument from your side.
Husband : respected judge and people. Thank you for giving me a chance to argue about this. but at this point I dont have any valid reason for that. But please clarify one thing.
Judge : Please go ahead
husband : I put a coin in pepsi vending machine and I got a pepsi. whose the pepsi is????
Judge : ???????????????????????
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